Friday, November 14, 2008

Making Science More Better For You 11/14/08

Headlines of the day

Beer truck driver apparently drunk at time of I-70 accident (Rocky Mtn News)
There’s a joke about carrying coal to Newcastle in here somewhere.

Villagers steal Russian church — brick by brick (MSNBC)
So, that's where Legos come from.


But humans are much more evolved. No, really.

Fish choose Their Leaders By Consensus

ScienceDaily (Nov. 14, 2008) — Just after Americans have headed to the polls to elect their next president, a new report in the November 13th issue of Current Biology, a Cell Press publication, reveals how one species of fish picks its leaders: Most of the time they reach a consensus to go for the more attractive of two candidates.


"It turned out that stickleback fish preferred to follow larger over smaller leaders," said Ashley Ward of Sydney University. "Not only that, but they also preferred fat over thin, healthy over ill, and so on. The part that really caught our eye was that these preferences grew as the group size increased, through some kind of positive social feedback mechanism."

Fish follow leaders, ain't got no parkin' meters.....


Now you know what happened to all those old lava lamps.
Mysterious glowing aurora over Saturn confounds scientists

By Daily Mail Reporter

A stunning light display over Saturn has stumped scientists who say it behaves unlike any other planetary aurora known in our solar system.

The blueish-green glow was found over the ringed planet's north polar region just like Earth's northern lights.

It was discovered by the infrared instruments on NASA's Cassini spacecraft.

The northern polar region of Saturn shows both the aurora and underlying atmosphere, as captured by NASA's Cassini spacecraft

'We've never seen an aurora like this elsewhere,' said Tom Stallard, a scientist working with Cassini data at the University of Leicester.

'This aurora covers an enormous area across the pole. Our current ideas on what forms Saturn's aurora predict that this region should be empty, so finding such a bright aurora here is a fantastic surprise.'



Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Making Science More Better For You on 11/12/08

Headlines of the day

After a year of hiccups, man ready to die (CNN)
Guess it’s been more than he could swallow.

Boxing gym in Ohio hit by thieves who steal ring (SI)
Sounds like the plot for "Rocky 8.6." Anybody seen that Stallone guy lately?

Gay rights protesters disrupt Sunday service (LSJ.com)
So, how long have you folks been in marketing?

Are they out to get you? Paranoia on the rise (MSNBC)
Burroughs said," a paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on."
"What a field day for the heat..."

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Making Science More Better For You on 11/11/08

Headlines of the day

Man's coffin kills wife on way to cemetery (MSNBC)
"Do not go gently into that...hey, look out."

Missing 150-year-old tortoise is back home (SF Gate)
It turns out that he was missing for six weeks. He would have been there sooner but, well, he is a tortoise after all.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Making Science More Better For You on 11/04/08

Headlines of the day

Party Host In Manatee Arrested After Guest Loses His Ear (TBO.COM)
Now that's a party. It's not easy keeping the correct meth to Bud ratio.

Nudists want to vote in the buff (CNN)
We're not going to make any jokes about pulling the lever, not us.

Flag-waving gunman closes Calif. highway for hours (AP)
Police identified the man as 28-year-old Eddie Van Tassel, proving that you can't make up the good ones.


A political interlude
recycled from this past January
(It seems appropriate)

Senator Patrick Leahy’s (D-Vermont) recent endorsement of Barack Obama offered the candidate more than just the support of a member of the Senate’s old guard.

It also provided Senator Obama with entree to an relatively untilled voting block—Grateful Dead fans. Leahy is perhaps the most visible “Dead Head” among politicians.” He has been known to play “Truckin’” at his post-election rallies, claims “Black Muddy River” as his favorite song and sent a congratulatory video to Bob Weir when the band received a Lifetime Achieve Award at the 2002 Jammy’s. Please, no pajama jokes. It’s been done.

While Senator John Kerry’s endorsement brought with it a gilded rolodex and held the potential of access to George Soros and the like, Leahy’s offers the chance to all patchoulied up with folks like “The Grilled Cheese Guy” and several young ladies who go by the sobriquet “Moonbeam.”

It also offers the rest of us the hope that, should he win, the new President might deliver an inaugural speech that goes something like this.

My fellow citizens.

“Well the first days are the hardest days, don't you worry any more,
'Cause when life looks like Easy Street, there is danger at your door.
Think this through with me, let me know your mind,
Wo, oh, what I want to know, is are you kind?”

“Who can deny, who can deny, it's not just a change in style?
One step down and another begun and I wonder how many miles.”

“See here how everything led up to this day,
And it's just like any other day that's ever been.
Sun going up and then the sun going down.”

“I have spent my life seeking all that's still unsung.
Bent my ear to hear the tune, and closed my eyes to see.
When there was no strings to play, you played to me.”

“Sometimes the light's all shinin' on me;
Other times I can barely see.
Lately it occurs to me What a long, strange trip it's been.”

“I love you all, but Jesus loves you the best”
And I bid you goodnight, goodnight, goodnight.”

Oh, and one more thing… we think he's going to "get a miracle."

Peace out Yo

Monday, November 3, 2008

Making Science More Better For You on 11/03/08

Headline of the day
Ex-Playboy bunny faces cat cruelty charges (CNN)
Sounds like a case for Dr. Moreau.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Making Science More Better For You on 10/29/08

Headlines of the day

Fish receives hernia operation in London. (Drudge)
So, do you think the surgeon worked for scale?

Funeral home hires Elvis impersonator for open house
(The Obscure Store)
Sounds like they were caught in a trap.

Monday, October 27, 2008

Making Science More Better For You on 10/27/08

A political interlude...

According to a report on CNN's Web site, Governor Palin's supporters said she's not very good with 'process questions." We suspect that the process that seems to make her so uncomfortable is the one usually referred to as thought.

Recent headlines of note..

St. Lucie firefighter allegedly walks off with crash victim's foot(TC Palm)
We know, you're waiting for a joke about a hotfoot, right?

Italian plumbing bungle turns water into wine (DECANTER.COM)
According to Adriano Palozzi, mayor of Marino, "People were calling it a miracle which it wasn't – it was a mistake." Sure thing mayor. God said the same thing about miracles.

Probation officer in miniskirt charged with DUI, drug possession (Newsherald.com)

Does drinking alcohol shrink your brain? (CNN)

Space Smells Of Steak Syays NASA (the Sun)
So, like you need more proof that God eats meat?

Woman Wearing Cow Suit Charged With Disorderly Conduct (WLWT.com)
Udderely rediculous....

Grandma with five dead husbands freed (CNN)
On is an event, two is a coincidence, three is a pattern, five is a retirement plan.

Study: Urban bears are fatter, die earlier (CNN)
That's because they probably sleep less. You know, all the noise

Math mistake sees hundreds of teachers laid off/ The deficit was caused by a massive miscalculation in the budget, CNN affiliate WFAA-TV reported.
We heard they were multiplying and forgot to carry the incompetent.

Ten fossils that evolved the tale of our origins (MSNBC)
OK, We've got Wilfred Brimley, Joan Rivers and Sen Robert Byrd. Who are the others?

Oh yeah, we're back. More later.