New Year/New Headlines/Same Old Humans
'Jealous wife' charged after fatal genitals fire (MSNBC)
She said she just wanted to burn his penis so it would belong to her and no one else. Just as well. He probably didn't have much use for it anymore.
Police: Angry Ohio boy, 4, shoots baby sitter (AP)
Hey, I got your "bed time" right here.
Colo. woman accused of cannibalism 'deeply ashamed' (The Denver Post)
So, when did they make a board game out of the Donner Party?
Islamic militants ridicule death of Bush cat (AP)
We're glad they have their political priorities in order.
Porn industry seeks federal bailout (CNN)
We think there's a joke somewhere in here about the government blowing money...somewhere.
Husband Wants Kidney Back from Wife (WCBS)
Sure, we'll say it. This guy must really have some stones.
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