Headlines of the day
Man declared dead feels 'pretty good' (CNN)
Easter Bunny injures child after getting fed up with his job (The Obscure Store)
The bunny's job, not the child's.
Ex-Homecoming Queen Accused Of Beating Sister With Leg In Trailer Sent To Rehab (WTAE)
The sister went to rehab, not the trailer.
A political interlude…
It’s nice to see that the race for the Democratic nomination is becoming rather “Dylanesque.”
Carville to Richardson: “Judas.”
Richardson to Carville: “I don’t believe you. You’re a liar.”
Richardson to Obama: “Play fucking loud.”
Maybe Obama should connect all the dots and give a speech at the Manchester Free Trade Hall.
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